GeneriCard™ Greeting Cards

GeneriCard™ brand cards are available for any* occasion when you want to show that you care, but not so much that you'd spend the time and money to get a card in a store. Now with Extra-Caring™

Instructions:

1. Choose one of these options to meet your card-giving needs:
   • Holiday GeneriCard™ for every* conceivable holiday: New Year's, Valentine's, Easter, Passover, Mother's, Father's, Independence, Canada, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanza, and Other!
   • Life Milestone GeneriCard™ for Birth, Birthday, Anniversary, Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Confirmation, Graduation, Employment, Promotion, Engagement, Marriage, Divorce, Death, and Other achievement of your self, child, parent, other.
   • Thought GeneriCard™ to express Congratulations, Sympathy, Thanks, Apologies, or Regrets for a Gift, New job, Engagement, Divorce, Education, Treatment, Girl/Boy/Imaginary Friend, Sickness, Accident, or Other positive or negative event.
   • Gift GeneriCard™ to give a gift card that is accepted at every* conceivable gifte shoppe. New for 2014! Simply insert appropriate denomination "bills" from a local "mint". No expiration date!
   The bottom section of your GeneriCard™ will be customized for your needs.
2. Check any boxes that you want to appear professionally-checked when printed.
3. Print this page without margins to create your GeneriCard™. These on-screen instructions will not appear when the page is printed. The text on the top half of the page should print upside-down for folding. Print It!
4. Fold the page top-to-bottom. Now the text on both sides is facing the same way.
5. Now fold the folded page so that the "To" part is on the outside. You have completed the fold-n-fold™ procedure.
6. Place your GeneriCard™ into an "invitation" envelope, but not before admiring its quality and/or convenience.